Alarming news from our Burton-on-Trent correspondent – Droid spotter David:

Had a good Droid spotting incident this morning. I say good… was horrific. There I was, dropping off an old office chair at the skip when I came across what can only be described as a Tele-droid slaughterhouse. I peered through an opening in a container and spotted a bunch of them huddled together in fear at the back, waiting to be shipped off to sad and brutal place…

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