Droid spotter Paul writes:
This decommissioned vinyl droid was spotted prostrating itself on a local street in the middle of the afternoon, a shocking sight in this modern age. It appeared to be begging for “old 45s” and “scratched 33s” – whatever they are. Research on the internet seems to suggest that these were some form of music playback method that the vinyl droid fed off. But then you can’t always trust the internet, except for downloading music. The droid was particularly aggressive…it was clearly off its mash and was an obvious needle user.